November 2011
Why Rob Delaney is Suing Kim Kardashian
“I don’t mind that Kim Kardashian got married. If gay people can get married, Armenian people should be allowed to as well. I don’t mind that she did it on TV. I a little bit mind that, as a non-viewer of any of the 61 Kardashian programs, I had to see the billboards every day as I drove to work. But I could forgive that if Kim gave her marriage a real go. I’ve been married for five years....
October 2011
“We were together. I forget the rest.”
– Walt Whitman (via haroldtwilkins)
just a little annoyed...
although i’m still against the electronic books, it doesn’t really matter when you’re needing a Harry Potter fix (judge me later) and come to find out, while trying to manipulate your bf’s kindle (how the hell do you work this thing!?) that J.K Rowling doesn’t contract with Kindle or iBooks and you can’t read the damn 5th book!
oh, it’s on J.K…
“If I’m going to kiss her, I count to ten, or I’ll pretend my whole...”
– 10 Guys Confess what it’ like to make the first move, over at A Cup of Jo…so cute!
/texting with Aunt Sunny about REALLY vital, earth...
Me: Nora, Theresa and Brandi are bitches!! Crazy bitches.
Sunny: T is legit crazy, BUT Caro turned mean girl + i was real disapp. She should not stoop to T's level. Brandi? Wow, Weird.
Me: True. Brandi? Barf!
Boston, I dig.
Back from Boston and oh so exhausted, but the trip was incredible. I LOVE BOSTON. More than I imagined. It’s charming, quaint, big but small, and just overall gorgeous. Harvard, Boston U, Beacon Hill, Boston Common, Newbury Street, Charles Street, and more. Let alone all the damn history! Thoreau, Alcott, Emerson, North Bridge … New York doesn’t even compare.
Maybe my next city...
“I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length...”
– Diane Ackerman (via lessonintherain)
“Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous....”
– Clueless
Fucking love this movie…
“We are all a little weird, and life’s a little weird and when we find someone...”
– Dr. Seuss
One of those mornings; People I can't stand, in no...
Bill O’Reily.
Lady Gaga, post “Born This Way” album.
ANNE HATHAWAY (this is more of a true hatred).
The yogi-holistic-anti everything girl in my class (only some days).
The OLCC in Oregon. Can’t I just buy some damn wine and liquor in the same store?! Let alone you guys ruined our college years.
Most of Occupy Wherever, but not everyone. Power to the people!
The girl...
What's not cool at work:
Techno rave beats. I feel like I’m having a seizure.
What is cool at work: watching your Brazilian boss in his skinny jeans dance to techno rave beats.
Serious work over here you guys.
parmesano regiano!
why do i love AND hate giada all at the same time? half the time i watch her show i wish i were in her kitchen, laughing and drinking wine and eating her damn food. while the other half of the time i want to punch her straight in her mouth, or cleavage, whichever is bigger that day.
Adventures in beauty school
/participating in a spray tan demonstration (I know, big things in this world I'm learning)
Rep to student: Ok, so start at the back, go all the way down...perfect...now, start at the top of the underwear line and go down the butt, and down the thigh...
Student: do I need to get the crease under the butt?
Rep: Oh, yeah, we don't want a white line, like what you get in a tanning bed. (To me); can you squat slightly so we can spray the crease under your butt...
Me: Sure (squatting and thinking, time for the GYM! fuck).
“So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there’d be equations and shit on...”
– Good Will Hunting
Boston in 3 days!
