Oh shit (no pun intended)
When you are about to walk into a 2 hour waxing service with a notoriously hairy woman and you’ve had the shit cramps all day. And you’re in white jeans. (and maybe this is TMI but it’s my life dammit!)
Sometimes we’re on a collision course, and we just don’t know it....– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
I apologize if this blog has become The Cat Diaries. It’s just the most “dramatic” thing in my life currently and I’m a sucker for animals. And animals who love. Ok I’m done.
I've never wished death upon someone until now.
Yup, it’s that kind of day.
An Open Letter
To our INSANE Slumlord with no eyebrows, I am not your child. We do not have a “relationship” and I do not owe it to you to be kind and compassionate. I can be civil (on a good day) and I will be respectful, but I do not need to keep my apartment “clean and tidy” if I do not so please. Sometimes I like to live in a little clutter and eat a little something on my couch....
RAGE IS BOILING OVER
Crazy Slumlord, Chapter 2. Please excuse me for a while…